The badger frowned. “So let me get this straight. It goes from getting read is hard – to even reading it is hard. Why are you doing this?”
The small gnome, a Pixie, tossed a rum soaked apple to the badger. “Shut up. I’m going to change Humans. I’m copying notes from Martin Druid’s Book Zero. Is it Crisper? Or CRISPR?”
“Writing is easy, getting read is hard.” – any Author
“Books are easy, getting published is hard.” – any Agent
“Publishing is easy, getting a book sold is hard.” – any Publisher
“Selling a book is easy, getting customers is hard.” – any Book Seller
“Buying a book is easy, reading is hard.” – any Reader
Book Zero tells the tale of Balance, a polygamous man with one wife that keeps killing him, but he Soul Hops into his kid’s bodies each time he gets killed, sending his children’s souls into the void. He is a god with amnesia searching for salvation on a Cyberpunk earth, which slips into chaos.
Buy NowMaro Sunday’s child, Wonder, a slightly omnipotent boy growing up in the enchanted Grenwiven Forest, will fight dimensional wars to save his family. Everyone expects him to be something he will not become. He becomes more than expected, finding his love, but then loses his newborn little girl to win the wars.
Buy NowThe murderous disenchanted god is encouraged by the youthful, adventurous Krinyanna to attempt a Slagarian gambit to set the world right. The god’s first wife puts a stop to it, so he trashes her while taking himself out, leaving the powerful Bank of Souls in corroded Moonshadow family control.
Buy NowBilly Moonshadow, a distant member of the corroded family which operates the Bank of Souls, destroys the Bank. His daughter, Sinn, breaks the dimension attempting to gain her father’s love. Fixing things destroys his wife, his child, and himself, despite the family’s goodness — the power of systematic magic corruption surges.
Buy NowElf Child and Uncle Harry are the products of Gods attempting to make saviors. Elf gets trained to save humanity, but Uncle Harry becomes the savior, although, he’s addicted to Perpetual Snow and kills more humans than he saves. He will claim to be the Protectorate of EF when not having wet dreams about his butterfly girlfriend. He is humanity’s last hope against the Fairy plant-people.
Buy NowByn’Al’Ra attempts to conquer the Kalazahd desert riding a genetically altered camel sleen with a strategy of polygamy and daring to dream. He gets wrapped up in a prophecy, which becomes true. The god RA uses him to save the planet while becoming the most powerful of the An Unna Ki.
God dies and leaves his daughter in charge, but she has a demon wrapped around her spine, and though her boyfriend loves her, he is little help as Sunflower faces off with the RA. She uses her demon, though releasing inner demons is always a bad idea.
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